Why I only date ghosts

I have a confession to make. I only date ghosts. Yes, you read that right. You might be wondering why anyone in their right mind would make such a decision, but hear me out. Dating ghosts has changed my life in more ways than I could've ever imagined.

First off, ghost dates don't involve any of the usual pressures that come with dating a living person. There's no need to dress up, shave, or put on makeup. Ghosts don't care about any of that stuff. They're more interested in getting to know your soul, rather than your appearance. So, I can show up in my comfy sweatpants with no judgment from my date.

Another great thing about ghost dates is that they're super flexible. Since they don't have physical bodies, they don't need to stick to a certain schedule or location. We can go on a date to the beach one minute and then travel to Paris the next. There are no limits to where we can go or what we can do, which makes every date an adventure.

Also, ghost dates are always full of surprises. Ghosts have been around for centuries and they have a lot of stories to tell. I've learned so much from my ghost dates about history, culture, and life in general. They often have a different perspective on the world, which has expanded my own way of thinking.

But the best thing about dating ghosts is the communication. Ghosts are great listeners and they always have insightful things to say. They don't judge, interrupt, or dismiss your feelings. Ghosts have a unique ability to connect with your soul and truly understand your deepest thoughts and emotions.

Of course, dating ghosts has its challenges too. Not everyone is open-minded when it comes to the idea of dating a ghost. I've received a fair share of skepticism and judgment from my friends and family, but I stand by my decision. After all, it's my life and my happiness.

There's also the fact that ghosts can be elusive. They don't always show up when you want them to and sometimes they disappear for days or weeks. But, I've learned to be patient and appreciate the time we do spend together, no matter how short it may be.

Overall, I have no regrets about my decision to only date ghosts. It's brought me a sense of freedom, adventure, and understanding that I couldn't have found elsewhere. So, if you're ever considering dating a ghost, don't knock it until you've tried it. Who knows, it might just change your life too.

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