The one instrument you don't want to be responsible for in a ska band: the triangle
Why punk rockers can never find their keys: they keep losing them in their mohawks
Why techno music is perfect for people who hate actual lyrics
reasons why 80s hair bands were the worst thing to happen to music
The one thing all music genres can agree on: Nickelback is terrible
EDM: because sometimes it's fun to pretend you're at a rave in your living room with your cat
The real reason people like heavy metal? It's the perfect workout music
Classical music: the ultimate cure for insomnia
How to tell if someone is a DJ: they wear a shirt with bass drops on it
Why boy bands will never die: because teenage girls will always need someone to scream and cry about
How many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares, they'll just have the guitarist do it
The one thing rap and country music have in common: they both always talk about trucks
Why country music is secretly just polka with a twang
Ska: because jumping while playing music is just too easy
The real reason metal is so loud? It's covering up the lead singer's terrible voice
Jazz or elevator music? The world may never know
Is it just me or does every reggaeton song sound the same?
How to spot a hipster's favorite indie band: their album cover is just a blurry photo of a tree
Opera: because sometimes it's fun to sing like a dying cat
Pop music: the soundtrack to every basic girl's life since 1998