What did one wall say to the other? I'll meet you at the corner!
Have you ever heard the one about the two walls that decided to meet at the corner? No? Well, let me tell you all about it!
Once upon a time, there were two walls: Wall A and Wall B. They had been standing next to each other for years without ever really interacting. Sure, they had shared a few bricks here and there, but they had never really gotten to know each other.
One day, Wall A decided that it was time to break the ice and introduce himself to Wall B. So, in his best brick voice, he said, "Hey there, neighbor! I've been standing next to you for years, and I think it's about time we got to know each other."
Wall B was surprised to hear Wall A speak, but he was also intrigued. So he replied, "Why, hello there, Wall A! It's about time you spoke up. I was getting tired of the silent treatment."
Wall A and Wall B hit it off from there. They talked about everything from mortar to masonry, and soon they realized that they had a lot in common. They both loved supporting beams, and they both hated being painted over.
One day, as they were chatting, Wall A had an idea. "Hey, Wall B," he said, "what do you say we meet up at the corner and catch up sometime?"
Wall B was all for it. "Sounds like a plan, Wall A!" he said. "Let's make it happen."
And so, the two walls made plans to meet at the corner. Wall A was eager to finally spend some quality time with his neighbor, and Wall B was excited to get to know Wall A even better.
The day of the meeting arrived, and the two walls were both there, waiting at the corner. They had never felt so alive! As they looked out at the world around them, they knew that they were in for a great time.
They talked and laughed and reminisced about all the good times they had shared. They joked about the silly humans who built them, and marveled at the beauty of the bricks and the mortar that held them together.
As the sun began to set, Wall A and Wall B realized that it was time to part ways. They hugged each other tight--or as tight as two walls can hug, anyway--and promised to meet up again soon.
And with that, the two walls went their separate ways, feeling happier and more fulfilled than they ever had before. For Wall A and Wall B, the meeting had been nothing short of transformative. And they knew that, no matter what, they would always be there for each other.
In conclusion, the world of brick and mortar may be cold and impersonal at times, but it's always worth it to take the time to get to know your neighbors. Who knows? You might just find your closest friend in a wall!