Pun-k Rock Humor: A Collection of Wordplay Jokes for Music Lovers

Are you a music lover who enjoys a good pun or two? Then you'll appreciate this collection of pun-k rock jokes!

What do you get when you cross a punk rocker and an accountant?

A Safety Pin-yata!

Why did the punk rocker refuse to drink milk?

Because it was past-your-ma-dairy.

What did the punk rocker say when he accidentally knocked over his guitar amp?

"Ohm my god!"

How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two - one to screw in the bulb, and another to talk about how much better the old bulb was.

What do you call a punk rocker who paints houses for a living?

A Decorator of Punk.

Why do punk rockers hate gardening?

Because they don't believe in mowing lawns.

What do you call a punk rocker who wears glasses?

A four-eyes for anarchy.

What does a punk rocker do when their guitar breaks?

They fret about it.

Why was the punk rocker always lost?

Because he never used a map, he just followed the anarch-y.

What did the punk rocker say when someone asked if he could play a bass guitar?

"Of course, I'm the punkest of all because I know where to put the bas(s) tone."

What did the punk rocker say when he got a job as a music teacher?

"I'm going to school the kids on the classics - Sex Pistols, Ramones, and The Clash."

Why did the punk rocker decide to become a vegetarian?

Because he didn't want to eat any meat-heads.

What did the punk rocker say to his girlfriend?

"Baby, you make my heart pogo."

Why do punk rockers never break up with their girlfriends?

Because they don't want to lose their ramone-tic partners.

• Why did the punk rocker wear two watches?
• Because he wanted to mosh in two different time signatures.
• What did the punk rocker say to the librarian?
• "Can you give me The Anarchist's Cookbook? I need some new recipes for rebellion."
• Why did the punk rocker sit on his guitar?
• Because he wanted to play some smack-down on the bass strings.

These pun-k rock jokes are sure to get you giggling and grooving. Remember, music and humor go hand in hand... or should we say hand in fist!